Father’s Day is fast approaching this month and, as some parts of the world finally start to open up again and the prospect of a decent summer raises its tantalizing head, we are excited about having some real fun for the first time in months.

Our partner shop Kanojo Toys, the biggest online source of Japanese adult toys for international customers, is holding an early, “horny” Father’s Day sale.

Generous souls that they are, you can get 15% off any order this week to really reward your inner papa. Just use the coupon code happypapa.

The sale runs until Friday and the discount is valid on any order (yes, even toys for girls) — and on multiple orders!

A few years ago, we blogged about the hilarious-sounding but surprisingly effective Sweet Corn Cock Dildo.

Never one to let a good idea go to waste when it can be milked for one or even more products, Ligre Japan has returned to its winning concept for the Sweet Corn Cock Sleeve.

It still sounds bizarre and looks even more so, but this corncob-kernel-textured penis extender is a must-try.

One touch that should immediately tell you this is much more than just a gimmick, the color of the cock sleeve is not yellow: it’s see-through. The designers weren’t focused on replicating sweet corn for the sake of it; no, they wanted the wearer and his partner to enjoy watching all the action. And what action it is, enhancing the penis with maize-like sensations during penetration.

In another practical touch, the stretchy ring slips over your balls and keeps the sleeve firmly in place.

The Sweet Corn Cock Sleeve is available internationally from our friends at Kanojo Toys, the largest online source for adult toys from Japan.

We all like to sleep with intelligent partners but this is probably the most radical manifestation of that wish.

And it’s probably one of the most dazzlingly original adult toy designs you will ever encounter — which is saying something in the at-times strange world of Japanese sex toys.

The Brainfucker Mini Masturbator is a follow-up to the successful, if initially perturbing Brainfucker toy, which we introduced on this blog a few months ago.

As the name suggests, Tama Toys has now produced a welcome mini version of the cerebral delight. The brain-shaped masturbator is a softly textured pleasure (its name in Japanese is Puru Puru Brainfucker, meaning “soft brainfucker”).

But inside, the toy knows how to reward to hardy cock that dares to probe.

Are you left-brained or right-brained? Slide inside this encephalon of pleasure to let your cock find out the answer to this eternal personality question!

The Brainfucker Mini Masturbator is available now globally from our friends at Kanojo Toys, your top source for all things adult about Japan.

Since the Olympics are just around the corner, despite no one apparently wanting them, we wanted to share this new release from the always-dependable Toy’s Heart.

The Super Hard and Tight Athletics Girl is a durable, tough onahole inspired by a sporty Japanese student with a killer body. The exterior is bronze and tanned, as this young woman spends most of her time outside on the running track, honing her vagina into a rewardingly tight tunnel.

This being Japan, there are plenty of other great new releases right now. We were browsing the digital shelves of our friends Kanojo Toys for some more examples and came up with the following selection.

The Loli Ana Perorin is from KM Produce and its popular Maga Kore (Manga Collection) series of toys. This is certainly one of the tightest pocket pussy you will encounter and the box art is just awesome.

If butts are more your thing, we recommend the Momoko Busty Maid Butt Masturbator, a tight ass and pussy toy based on a maid cafe server. Given that the pandemic is preventing us from visiting Akihabara right now, this is a great substitute.

The Pure Bride Virgo Onahole is the latest in the bestselling series of Pure Bride masturbators by Magic Eyes, boasting an incredible mini-body exterior (with hips and waist as well as breasts) and a tight virgin’s uterus. Just check out those pointy nipples!

The lesser-known adult brand Fantastic Baby is producing some nice new toys recently, like this Meiki no Kiwami Onahole Soft. It’s a pod-like onahole based on a comely office lady, filled with ringed bumps and pleated rows.

Tenga, the designer Japanese adult brand who reinvented masturbation toys for men, has extraterrestrial ambitions.

As reported earlier this year, Tenga hopes to launch a branded rocket into space in partnership with Takafumi Horie’s civilian spaceflight company, Interstellar Technologies.

This is an insanely expensive publicity campaign — the latest in a long-running series of original stunts and gimmicks by the adult brand to attract attention. It has certainly succeeded this time, generated a ton of ink for its efforts.

The actual 10-meter (33-feet) rocket was unveiled last week. Painted red (of course!) and with the brand name and slogan (“Love and Freedom”), it will launch sometime this summer from a spaceport site in Hokkaido. Let’s be honest, it looks phallic — but also so cool, it could almost pass for a massive Tenga adult toy itself.

After flying up and technically reaching space, the rocket will release its payload: a Tenga-shaped pod with written messages. A Tenga Robo figure will also apparently be jettisoned from the rocket to return to Earth safely.

The spaceflight, which is nominally to record data about space for use in developing an astronaut-friendly sex toy (Space Tenga), has not gone entirely to plan. The tie-in crowdfunding campaign, for instance, fell far short of its relatively modest target, which hardly inspires confidence. Does this mean they don’t have enough funds?

Let’s hope the actual launch goes off without a hitch.

During the rainy season, it can sometimes be a pain to go out. In this day and age, fortunately you can turn on an app and still ensure you get your lunch.

Even more so in the coronavirus era, Ubu Eats and similar services are doing well and Tokyo’s streets are now filled with such cyclists — often young people earning extra cash.

What if one of them delivered you much more than just a bowl of food?

The Ubu Eats Blowjob Onahole by Teppen explores this fantasy we have all had whenever the cyclist bringing the meal is a young woman.

But the hardworking toy designers at Teppen have gone further than just sticking a picture of a cyclist on the box — actually, they didn’t take this obvious route at all — and a parody of the Uber Eats logo. No, they have come up with a genuinely high-quality masturbator toy that delivers a blowjob and vaginal penetration all in one. After all, Uber Eats is all about convenience and choice, right?

This hot girl has a mouth on one end of the toy, ready to chow down on your “order.” From the other side, slip yourself into her tight pussy. The mouth end is superbly rendered, featuring lips, teeth, a nose, and tongue, while the tunnel replicates the snug squeeze of a throat combined with a vagina.

The decision to replace “Uber” with “Ubu” is not just a quick fix to avoid legal trouble: Ubu means “innocent” or “pure” and is a common word in Japanese adult toys, especially with a virgin theme (great examples of this here, here, and here).

Does this scenario sounds too far-fetched? Perhaps. But remember, Tokyo is a city where the Uber Eats bikes are manned by such hot ladies as Yu Maria, the sometime ring girl and model who doesn’t wear a bra during her shifts.

It’s sadly not available through your Uber Eats app but the Ubu Eats Blowjob Onahole can now be ordered globally at Kanojo Toys.

To be honest, writing this makes us feel old but Tama Toys has now been around for 10 years.

Known for its awesome box art, the brand by TMA has built up an incredible lineup of onaholes, otoko no ko crossdresser costumes, smell sprays, dakimakura hug pillow covers, and other toys for a whole decade.

To celebrate, it has released a series of anniversary box sets with random selections of its wares. All the value packs have limited availability, so you’ll have to hurry if you want to get your hands on them.

The most generous and exciting pack is the Tama Toys 10th Anniversary Happy Box Adult Set, which has a dozen items inside: at least three pocket pussy masturbators and various other items like lubricants, panties, smell sprays, and illustration books.

You can’t go wrong with the onaholes set, which contains six random masturbators, or the large and medium onaholes set, which has four toys (three medium, one large).

Costumes and clothing items are a major part of the Tama Toys catalog. There is an underwear set among the anniversary boxes, containing six female underwear items (panties, bras, etc.).

Related to this is the unique range of otoko no ko (“male daughter”) casual crossdresser items that Tama Toys has developed, making it probably the only major adult toys brand in Japan to devote real attention to this fetish. Naturally, Tama Toys couldn’t let this series of anniversary packs go without including one for otoko no ko items, in this case 12 items in various sizes.

What is somewhat lesser known is that Tama Toys is also one of the best Japanese brands for anal toys, especially if you like yours cute and original in design. Rest assured there is also an anal anniversary box set with a random selection of five dildos, prostate toys, electric butt plugs, and so on.

All the Tama Toys tenth-anniversary sets are available from our friends at Kanojo Toys, the internet’s top destination for Japanese adult toys.

One of the unexpected (but very welcome) aspects of the coronavirus pandemic was the response of adult brands in Japan, which began offering fetish face masks.

As such, perhaps this update was inevitable. Costume brand Erox has taken the now-ubiquitous face mask and transformed it into sexy underwear.

What, like that idol already did with the free government-supplied masks back in 2020? And like that political candidate did on her election campaign posters?

Yes, but this time the results are a little less homemade!

The Face Mask Underwear is a set of four masks that you wear like a bra or thong (and one as a regular mask on your face, of course). In other words, one mask goes over each breast and one over the crotch. The exact way you wear and combine the masks is flexible, meaning you can can vary how much you expose, depending on how adventurous you want to be.

This is the underwear/costume you need for sex and bedroom role-plays in the coronavirus era! Because who said you can’t be horny in a pandemic?

The Face Mask Underwear is available now globally from Kanojo Toys.

Fans of the Saimin Seishido (Hypnosis Sex Guidance) OVA hentai series already had plenty of adult toys to bring the game characters to life, from onaholes to panties and lubricants.

But things just got even better with two toys from Lune Gift: the Saimin Seishido Tsubaki Miyajima’s Favorite Position DX and Saimin Seishido Reina Kurashiki’s Favorite Position DX.

As the names suggest, these Lune Gift masturbators are based on the characters Tsubaki and Reina in the series.

If you love older jukujo, then opt for Tsubaki.

If you prefer busty, slutty gyaru schoolgirls, choose Reina with her more prominent vulva.

Both toys are seriously hefty and come with buttocks and hips — and of course, two holes. This means you can easily navigate through missionary, doggy, cowgirl, girl-in-lap, and more to find the position that Tsubaki and Reina love.

The Saimin Seishido Tsubaki Miyajima’s Favorite Position DX and Saimin Seishido Reina Kurashiki’s Favorite Position DX are both available globally now from our friends at Kanojo Toys.

There are several ways to tell that you have “made it” as a porn star in Japan.

Probably the first and most obvious is when you are cast as a tantai joyu (単体女優) — an actor who carries a whole release by herself and is given a lead credit (as opposed to the thousands of performers who are uncredited). Only this kind of role ultimately pays enough to make porn a full-time career.

Another is perhaps when you release a photo book or get offers to do various fan events.

But a really big sign is when you get your first spin-off adult toy.

Sendai native Ichika Matsumoto debuted in 2019 on SOD Create and released a photo book in August 2020.

By 2020, she was one of the bestselling porn performers in Japan and this year has seen her sales and fandom increase yet further. Now she also has another achievement.

Following her earlier releases from KM Produce (KMP) — the Innocent Angel Ichika Matsumoto Onahole, Premium Hole DX Ichika Matsumoto Porn Star Onahole, and Devil Blow Job Ichika Matsumoto Onifella Onahole — the 22-year-old beauty has teamed up with top Japanese sex toy brand Nippori Gift to produce a “clone” onahole toy replicating her pussy.

The Pure Meiki Ichika Matsumoto (or Meiki Junjo Ichika Matsumoto) is a tribute to the virginal charms of this newcomer, who apparently had only slept with a small number of men before her adult video debut.

The masturbator toy — a meiki “superb vessel” or high-quality onahole — includes a hymen, so you always get to enjoy Ichika’s innocence every time. Like most of these types of toys from Nippori, the exterior of the toy has an integrated autograph to prove its genuineness, and the red vagina is a wonder to behold.

But don’t just behold. Get inside and discover the incredible array of swirls and spirals that have made Ichika’s vagina so successful in the industry.

The Pure Meiki Ichika Matsumoto is available globally from Kanojo Toys. A tie-in “pure love juices” lubricant is also available.

Our friends at Kanojo Toys, the top one-stop destination for all things adult about Japan, tell us that they are having a sale to mark the end of summer.

It’s still hot and humid here in Tokyo, especially when you are in our line of work, but the weather will change once we enter September and start entering the milder autumn season.

So, let’s make the most of what the final weeks of summer offer — pandemic notwithstanding.

You can get 15% off any adult toy available on Kanojo Toys, from onaholes and masturbators to lubes, smell sprays, dakimakura pillow covers, dolls, used panties, JAV DVDs, vibrators, dildos, and more.

Use the coupon code SUMMER to claim your discount, which is valid for multiple orders until August 27.

Incidentally, a little birdie tells us that you can get even better discounts if you sign up for the Kanojo Toys newsletter.

We all know that if you want an anime girlfriend, you have plenty of options — not least, the incredible array of dakimakura body pillows and covers available in Japan. If you want to splash out some more, there are also blow-up dolls for every taste and preference.

Of course, there are simpler delights, like posters and panels.

But what if one of those was life-size and designed to lie next to you?

Aimed squarely at otaku and harem anime fans, this Rent-A-Girlfriend erotic art panel is based on the female lead Chizuru Mizuhara.

Rent-A-Girlfriend (Kanojo, okarishimasu) is a manga, anime, and game franchise by Reiji Miyajima.

Now you can have a giant visual of Chizuru propped up beside you at night while you lie in bed. Just like she is there next to you.

As merchandise makers Slash Gift suggest in their preview images, the panel could also provide you company outside of the bedroom, such as at your desk while you work. We’re not sure how you would get it to the office, though, if you use public transport to get to work.

If you have a good eye for scale, you may have already noticed that Chizuru is large-than-life — literally. She measures 140 cm (about 55″) in length, but this is only her head and body from the waist up.

How to get your hands on this amazing item? That’s the tricky thing. It’s sadly not for sale through regular channels. Slash Gift is offering it as a special prize for an online lottery, which requires you to buy several tickets first.

We are always keen to see a new release by Hot Powers, a rare presence in the Japanese adult toys market in that it is a major online retailer (for domestic customers) and also makes its own toys, though only occasionally — and they are always worth checking out.

Drain Devil Tentacle Sex Masturbator is its latest release and after spotting it on our friends Kanojo Toys, we took a closer look.

The name immediately told us we were in for a good time. This girl promises to drain you dry with her tentacle-like vagina. The box art by HANABi features a koakuma “little devil” character who is blushing at all the pleasure you are delivering. She seems to have stepped right out of the world of hentai and into your hand.

The stroker toy itself keeps things simple on the exterior — just a long shaft and wide opening — though this also somewhat resembles a tentacle.

While the outside lacks gimmicks, the inner vaginal canal is very unusual: it is filled with these little protrusions, which tickle and clasp your penis during penetration. It’s almost like having sex with an anemone or some sea creature.

Considering the name and concept, it might have been interesting if Hot Powers had tried a mouth-and-throat design. But there are plenty of such masturbators around and this tentacle-inspired onahole is a very bold attempt at whole other kind of experience.

The toy is made with the Hot Powers custom material that it calls Meteo (these days, all the main adult toy manufacturers seem to have their own signature types of TPE skin).

You can get the Drain Devil Tentacle Sex Masturbator globally from Kanojo Toys.

Regular readers may recall the incredible Kabe Jiri masturbator toy that we wrote about 2016. The toy recreates the experience of fucking a girl from behind while up against a wall — a common trope in Japanese porn and hentai.

Now makers Magic Eyes have returned with a follow-up, Kabe-Jiri 2 Real Mimizu-senbiki Vagina Masturbator, though it’s actually quite different. It has only one hole — the vagina — and doesn’t feature prominent buttocks per se. We think it’s easier to think of it as a separate toy entirely, rather than a sequel. But that’s fine, because it’s frankly awesome.

This is a stunning textured and crafted masturbator toy with a pair of hips and waist to hold while you fuck it. There’s nothing to stop you from fucking this up against a wall, if that’s your preference, as per the art on the box, but it’s probably just as, it not more, suitable for using on a bed, floor, or desktop, or holding it cowgirl on top of you.

What’s truly special about this toy is the vaginal canal. To understand what’s going on here, we need to take a closer look at part of the name: mimizu-senbiki (ミミズ千匹).

Literally meaning “1,000 earthworms,” this is actually a very common way to describe high-quality pocket pussy holes in Japanese. It relates to an idea that a vagina’s walls are densely textured like wiggling earthworms. Well, for most people, we reckon associating the fountain of such wonders as the vagina with earthworms is incongruous, if not downright unpleasant, but it has really taken hold in Japan as a way to describe the vagina, especially the sensation of penetrating the canal and feeling the fit of its variegated walls.

This toy’s promise to be a “real” mimizu-senbiki vagina is, thankfully, not literally true. But the pussy is quite something. It is packed with protrusions that resemble quivering, wiggling creatures, all desperate to tickle and stroke your probing penis.

The Kabe-Jiri 2 Real Mimizu-senbiki Vagina Masturbator is available now globally from our friends at Kanojo Toys, your first destination for everything adult about Japan.

We are always pleased to welcome old friends, especially when they give as much as this one.

EXE has returned with another entry in the popular Puni Ana-roid series of powered masturbator toys (itself, a kind of sub-series in the long-running Puni Ana line of hentai onaholes). The recently released Puni Ana-roid 3 Maid Mouth is, as the name suggests, a blowjob toy with a mouth hole shape.

It keeps the futuristic, cyberpunk theme of the previous toys but here ups the ante with maid-fantasy box art (created by, like before, the awesome maruku).

Even better, EXE has integrated the maid character’s voice into the experience. You can turn on ten minutes of audio of her sexy sex voice to enhance your sessions plug her mouth with some ASMR. This is especially impressive, considering that the maid wouldn’t normally be able to talk when her mouth is full with your cock.

The toy comes with a holder for attaching it to a surface and which can swivel 145 degrees. The piston features seven patterns to explore, while the inner hole is like no mouth or throat we have ever experienced before. Push over her thick and textured tongue to enjoy a long and winding canal that builds up a stronger vacuum than you often get with mouth toys.

The Puni Ana-roid 3 Maid Mouth is available now globally from our friends at Kanojo Toys, the biggest selection of Japanese adult toys available internationally.

No one likes sliding into a chilly pussy — or pocket pussy toy — and absolutely no one likes sliding into a dirty pussy.

We just spotted this neat device available from our friends Kanojo Toys, your premier online destination for anything adult about Japan. The UV-C Onahole Warmer is another warming stick for heating up your masturbator toys.

Sure, there’s a lot of those on the market. As usual, you turn it on to let it get to a nice temperature, and then you slide it directly into the canal of the onahole toy to ensure the whole thing is warm.

But this warmer device by SSI, which is handily cordless and charges up by USB, has an extra trick up its long sleeve.

It uses ultraviolet germicidal irradiation by a UVC light to kill bacteria. In other words, it can disinfect and fight the onset of bacteria deep inside the hole of your favorite toy. Since no one likes that kind of surprise lurking up there!

The UV-C Onahole Warmer is available from Kanojo Toys now.

You’ve read the manga, seen the TV anime, and watched the movie.

Now you are ready for the mountain of Demon Slayer merchandise.

You’ve also enjoyed the unofficial parody spin-offs like, the Mitsuki Nagisa porn, the blow job masturbator toy, and the bamboo gag face mask.

What about some sexy lingerie?

You might be forgiven for thinking that these underwear sets are spin-offs by an apparel company trying to make a quick yen with some Demon Slayer design lookalikes — but amazingly, these are official merchandise items offered by Bandai.

Nor are they even the first. The set of five designs — all based on patterns and motifs from the franchise and its characters like Kanao Tsuyuri — are the second set of such underwear and sleepwear, following some items released last year. Unfortunately, they are advanced reservation items: you have to order now and don’t get them until June next year!

But if you do manage to get your hands on a pair and slip them on, your Tanjiro will definitely want to “slay” you in the bedroom.

Lucky bags (fukubukuro) are staples of Japanese retail during the New Year period. You get a grab bag not aware of its exact contents, but knowing it contains a set of stuff from a certain brand or series with a total value usually more — sometimes much, much more — than what it is being sold for.

Pretty much all levels of retail — from luxury department stores to humble neighborhood shops — offer lucky bags, and the adult industry is no exception.

Individual brands (particularly Tama Toys) put together value packs each December, as do certain retailers. They are great ways to get your hands on a bunch of toys at a cheaper price than if you were purchasing them separately — and also exciting, because you don’t know exactly what you will get.

As we enter mid-December and the countdown toward New Year begins in earnest, we are looking around for good deals from adult shops locally. We also checked out what’s available for internationally based peeps.

Our friends at Kanojo Toys, the best online source for Japanese adult toys, are currently offering PPP’s Lucky Bag for Couples 2021, a mystery bag filled with six sex toys especially for couples who want to spice things up over the winter.

The ever-reliable Tama Toys is also offering some bundles this year.

The Tama Toys Onahole Lucky Box 2022 is the kind of pack that makes such good sense, you just can’t say no. It includes a large flatbed-style masturbator toy and three smaller, hand-sized onaholes.

The Otoko no Ko Male Crossdresser Costumes Lucky Box 2022 might not be bag-shaped but it does have 11 items for your crossdressing and cosplay needs.

Magic Eyes is another leading Japanese adult brand that has a lucky bag value pack this year. Its bag is even more enigmatic — you don’t know the exact number of toys or the type — but with the reputation like Magic Eyes has, you know the quality is guaranteed.

Our sources at Kanojo Toys tell us that more are on the way.

But hurry, because availability is always strictly limited while brands clear stock and prepare for 2022. Get your lucky bag before it’s snapped up by other horny hands!

One of the great things about leading Japanese adult brand Toy’s Heart is how it takes inspiration from recent social trends and buzzwords.

Two of its latest pocket pussy releases do just that, and do it with serious aplomb.

The Lolita G-Spot Mass Production Girl is based on the the idea of a ryosangata joshi. Don’t worry if you weren’t familiar with this Japanese phrase, we weren’t either. It literally means a “mass production girl” and refers to the identical-looking young ladies who wear the same kinds of clothes and accessories. Such ryosangata joshi are often found in places like Tokyo’s Harajuku or associated with a particular subculture of music, manga, or fashion.

But as our friends Kanojo Toys note about this masturbator, “cookie-cutter wardrobe or not, her pussy is something else: with an awesome inner curve and variegated inner blocks that reward every thrust, the exterior has integrated grooves for improved grip as well as an enlarged clitoris bean above the hole to provide a visual treat.”

From the same mini series of toys, the Lolita G-Spot Jirai Landmine Girl is a masturbator taking its cue from the titular kind of young woman (jirai onna) who seems a sweetie at first, but then explodes after you begin dating her. We all know this type!

As Kanojo Toys write, the “explosion” here hits your cock when you slip your manhood inside her vagina: “Can you survive her dynamite pussy, with its large blocks that create awesome effects on your cock when you twist the toy?” You probably don’t want a crazy Japanese girlfriend in real life, but you can experience this vicarious — at least, the best things about it — with this onahole toy.

The same social trope has inspired a previous masturbator, the more alarmingly named Mental Illnesses Jirai Girl Onahole by KM Produce.

Christmas is over. The presents are unwrapped. The meal is consumed. Now you are ready to warm yourself up (presuming you live in the Northern Hemisphere) to survive the rest of the holidays and the winter.

Well, we have been covertly watching porn on our phone whenever relatives weren’t looking. That’s helping us get through these cold days.

But if you want to spice things up even more, whether alone or with a partner, then you need some adult toys.

And now we hear news from our friends at Kanojo Toys that they are having a massive New Year sale.

You can get 20% off any order from now until January 2. To claim the discount, you use the coupon code NY22 at the checkout.

The discount is also valid on multiple orders, so you can keep ordering Japanese sex toys from now until the end of the campaign in early January. Now THAT is the right way to start 2022! (Don’t worry, we will keep posting new content this week until the end of the year.)